Who the Baby Daddy Be?

This is an e-mail "forward" I received, which I would have trashed, but for the fact that it reminded me of some former clients:

The following are all replies that Dallas, TX women
have written on Child Support Agency forms in the
section for listing "father's details". Or putting
it another way... Who's yo Daddy? These are
genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check
out number 11. It takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.


1. Regarding. the identity of the father of my
twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am
unsure as to the identity of the father of child B,
but I believe that he was conceived on the same
night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the
father of my child as I was being sick out of a
window when taken unexpectedly from behind.
I can provide you with a list of names of men that
I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my
little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600
Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man
I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so
good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down
the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of
my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole
made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this
area and see if he's had it replaced

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still
a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope
confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate
and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad
as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover
and that would have cataclysmic implications for the
economy. I am torn between doing right by you and
right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was
as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith Is the father of child A. If you
do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did
with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
at the same time .. well, I don't have clue.

9. >From the dates it seems that my daughter was
conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the
MagicKingdom.

10.So much about that night is a blur. The only
thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a
program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had
stayed in and watched more TV rather than going
to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have
remained unfertilized.

11.I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you
can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes
to support the above winners!