Two Weeks in a Tuna Can with My Pregnant Wife

Guys, Mindy and I are headed out tomorrow for a "holiday" on the South Island of New Zealand. We are doing this "babymoon" on the cheap. We are flying to Christchurch, where we are renting a campervan, which will serve as our residence for 13 (should I be worried about the number?) days.



Mindy is already generating enough heat to power Seuss' Who Village for a fortnight. I am worried about her melting the interior of the campervan, so I sprung for the insurance. Me? I will be sleeping on the roof.

Internet in Auckland is a joke. I can't even imagine what it will be like on the sparsely-populated South Island. So, this probably means no updates or photos until we return.

For the geographically-challenged among you, here is a map of New Zealand for reference. Don't feel bad. I noticed that the World Map in the Auckland Airport doesn't even have New Zealand on it. Apparently we are in "the crease." After all, the whole country (both islands) is a third the size of Texas.